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Avast There Ye Bilge Rats!

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day so don't ye be a lubber! It be a day for grog, and plenty of it, and boarding the proud bishies!

September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Mood: giddyPiratical!
Tune: MUSICMATCH Jukebox

Ye damned sprog! Ye didn't wait for yer Cap'n to titivate!

Had me some sloppy seconds on the middlemast, ye see, so what I wants to know is who be there before us.

Permission to nail this swabbies foot to the deck, Capt'n?

Avast ye! We be buccaneers, Cap'n Noko! Permission be fer lubbers an' shark bait!

Damn, give me rum! ::Whangs nelson's foot to deck. Splashes rum over and passes nelson remainder of flask:: Well, I'm off for a spot of tiffin, fancy a cucumber sandwich?

Only if ye be offerin' sherry, as well.

Oh, yes. A proper Fino Puerto, Bodegas Gutierrez Colosia
Appetisingly fresh, fuller than Manzanilla with a richer middle palate and a lingering, lively finish.


Aye, it be a fine vintage. I will be thar right smartly.

Don't care whose mast youse been polishing, cabin boy, step aside!

I wouldn't be pulling on that foot, if I were you.

Don think I'm lettin' go of me bishie, ye aint gettin' em!

Keep him, he's got shrimp in his hair anyway.

Hands off! That's where I be hidin' me dinner.