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Ouatic-7 [userpic]
Yesterday I was a Giant Aubergine

My name is ouatic_7 and I am a LiveJournal addict.

But I have started that long hard road to recovery. Today marks the second day in a row where I have fought off those cravings and not peeked at LJ on my boss's dollar.


Yesterday, I couldn't spell awberjean, now I are one.


Not a discovery one wants to make about one's spouse.


Remember to cake yourself in salt to draw out your bitterness.
And then wash the salt off completely.

Re: Bitter

Excellent advice for a cold too.

Re: Bitter

I'm not sure that that will work with either P or O, here. Is age a factor?

Nooooo! You're not allowed to be productive or lead a healthy, LJ free life until you've entertained me on my fl for at least a year!

*slaps hand* Bad, bad, bad!

I'm just trying to kick it at work for fear I lose my job, which I happen to enjoy and which I also happen to enjoy the rewards of. Of course, then I could LJ all day...

When you put it that way, I guess you should spend less time on LJ then....

*sniff* I just never knew that you'd enjoy real-life more than faceless, fairly anonymous internet conversations where you occassionally get snarked something good (and not usually by me *sniff*).

You know I'm all about the benjamins.

I'm faceless? Crap!

but peeking at LJ is when it is more fun...then you share what you read with others at the site.

Sadly, while the guy I sit near shares many of my interests, he's not an LJer.However, he did mention the Bat Girl meme to me a day or two before I ever saw one.


As in an overripe aubergine. I crave entertainment, what do I care if you slavishly fear your bosses? What? Are we mice bipedal hominids?

Try saying that one three times fast.

I like it when you sneak peeks. It adds a flavor of evil to the whole affair.

Re: Punky

I am an aubergine, at least I was on Thursday. I thought you got that.

Re: Punky

I get nothing.