They tried to break my mind by forcing me to read smut, the same smut over and over (I need some recs!).
They tried to break my body by infesting me with alien organisms (maybe that's how they controlled my mind?) carrying out strange experiments like making me stand on one leg on a tippy thing and tying me to poles with giant rubber bands.
All the while I was forced to pretend all was normal. You'd think alien abduction would be good for at least a little time off from work but no.
I think I am free now.
I did her hair and I think it came out pretty well seeing as she asked me to do it after the last minute.