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Photo Caption Contest -- 4/22

I have begun participating in a photo caption contest at the office. There are not a lot of us.


The Photo












Here are the entries, so far:


Ken:


Renowned one-armed banjo player "Lefty" Greenspan demonstrates his famous 16-inch hand.

"People make a lot of fuss about my hand. I wish they'd pay more attntion to my music".

Plenty of guys have big hands - I mean hand. Besides, it's really only 16 inches if you count the fingernails."

Kevin:


After being banned from Walmart for lewd behavior, Carl held a press conference to demonstrate that, despite witness accounts, he could only perform “said act” with his right hand.

Ouatic-7:


Walmart not terrorized by balding werewolf.

According to 90 year old Lyle Talbot, "When the hair goes, the fear goes. If only I had used Rogaine."

Steve:


In a departure from his usually cryptic messages Treasury Secretary Alan Greenspan chose a Bethesda Wall-Mart as the site to announce he is going to “roll back” interest rates to “this many” points.(Winner)




I think the Alan Greenspan one is the best. I should have used "nonagenarian".

Any suggestions?

Mood: gigglygiggly
Tune: "Through The Night" by Outlaw Star