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I Am Grilled!

Infected by nokomarie:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you a couple personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.






1. What is your excuse for the state of National Security?

Mea Culpa! If only I had followed the Cook County tradition and voted early and often!


2. What do you plan to do about it?

MD has been honing her ninja-wizard skills. Once she reaches anbu-mage level, I will clone her into an army and send her offspring to guard our borders with their l337 にんじゃ wizard skills.


3. What is your shoe size? And why? Is it bigger than you were twelve? Explain this.

Noko, Noko, Noko, it's only a number. Sometimes numbers are large, sometimes they are small. There are better ways of observing the world.


4. Everything in this house appears to be breaking. I want to hear an explanation for this also.

The system of your house has not yet reached equilibrium. As it changes state, entropy increases. You observe this as stuff busting.

The same thing is happening at my house.


5. Have you ever worn Vinyl jeans? Why? And did they chafe?

I am insulted! My mother always taught me to buy quality. It's leather or nothing!



Warning, my questions will probably be dull.

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Mood: awakeawake
Tune: Southern Swing Co. - [Industry Standard #09] Way You Look Tonight, The
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MD has been honing her ninja-wizard skills. Once she reaches anbu-mage level, I will clone her into an army and send her offspring to guard our borders with their l337 にんじゃ wizard skills.

For the first time, I have hope for the future.

I will pass that on.

I thought of cloning her flying, fire-breathing goat, as well, but goats are too erratic.

I was very interested in your answer to #4, considering our kitchen cabinents seem to be pulling themselves away from the wall. I should do pictures! #2 and #5 were comforting.

Interview me please since I asked Noko to do me and she never responded.

I'm thinking on it. I've got one so far.

1. Why Ed? What's the attraction?

2. Why Jaken? What's the attraction?

3. Why are you afraid of toilets?

4. drago_mi_je, nelson_bannaba, cage match to the death, who would win?

5. What are the lyrics to your personal theme song?

1. It was the sex plus he can be an ass.

2. Haha. This question is obviously a joke, since one would never need to ask such a ridiculous question. Why is the sky blue?

3. Fear of toilets is only surpassed by fear of bare feet on the floors of suspiciously wet public restrooms. I'm not sure. They're just gross, places to fear. Did I ever tell you the one about accidently sticking my hand into the trash bin of a train toilet because of train rocking or maybe I was drinking. Scary stuff.

oops.

4. Hard to say. Obviously, nelson_bannaba is the favorite, getting all the attention. Still, nelson_bannaba may be fat and lazy with years in the number one spot while drago_mi_je has grown lean and hungry which might lend an 'edge' to the fight.

5. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... or something like that.

Re 5.

Is that show still on?

Re: Re 5.

Fraid so - PBS at 10:30am.

Never told me the train thing. Second you on th4e barefeet in public restrooms; I don't even walk around my own house in barefeet.

Yes, that's just asking to step in a pet-made puddle.

(Anonymous)

interview me! mwa-ha!

But how will I see the answers?

*blinks*

Oh, $#@%!!!!

Sorry, it was me.

I will try to think up something good (ku ku ku)...

1. US or Canada?

2. What are the lyrics to your personal theme song?

3. You claim Tyler is the cutest kid ever. I'm not seeing it; MD had him beat by miles. Explain.

4. What 3 fictional characters have you had a crush on?

5. What fictional character do you most loathe?

Sorry if these are kind of boring.