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Jingle Bells, Jing---

Gacked from inufan625:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I gave inuhanyounikkie a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I gave quillwing717 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I pulled inuyashaloverr's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I pushed ai_louij in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been nice (718 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
ouatic_7

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What is wrong with giving someone a Dutch Oven? I got mine for Christmas and it is one of my most frequently used pots.

I only pushed ai_louij because she hasn't sent me a chapter to beta since the end of May. And it ended in a cliffie! (Oh, and in case you see this, Happy Birthday ai_louij.)

Wish I remembered more about running Canada. I'm sure I was awesome and so nice I deserve a real train, or at least a fancy car like in Wild, Wild West.


And that hair thing? That was someone else entirely, probably Noko!

Comments

You forgot to mention that time you waded through my typo-ridden AU. I'm sure that's worth a few hundred points.

You just want me to tell you I've seen worse that's already been beta'd.

Well, I have! I'll give myself 50 because it's a mighty entertaining story and didn't need that many edits.

In return, you also get 50 points for Leroy and not biting my head off, just nibbling a little.

Leroy was irresistable. ^_^

As I said in your comment to my letter, I believe the dutch oven they are talking about in this case consists of farting and then pulling the covers over someone's head so they have to smell it. LOL

Oy! Why must the name of a perfectly good household utensil be so besmirched?

wow. Canada. really moving 'up' in the world... haha.

It didn't last. I must have been impeached. Do you think it was because of my personal bishy corps?

of course! they caught that butt squeeze you gave sess on film. didn't you know?

I was gooder than you!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I gave inufan625 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I put gum in inu_yukai's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for nokomarie (10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1014 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
nelson_bannaba

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Re: I was gooder than you!

Yes you were, Sweetie. But you still only get a god damned toy train.

You can bathe lepers and they will still only come across with the train.

I'd stick to buying porn for Noko; I expect she's more appreciative.

Speaking of which, I'm thinking of getting this book for me:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Girls

I have to buy it for myself because it's not exactly the sort of thing you can open in front of the in-laws on Christmas, thumb through and then pass around for everyone to see.