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Not that "Dear Santa" Meme

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In June, I fed [info]pilgham to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I stopped [info]darkwing830 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I sacrificed [info]nelson_bannaba to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I recruited [info]camwyn as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very good (1060 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.


Your humble and obedient servant,
ouatic_7


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MD, despite her devotion, doesn't want me to sacrifice her. With pilgham, it didn't seem to take so I don't really know why she is worried.

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Oh I love it! I love it!

I tried to do it for myself, but there is a system error - too many Cthulhu-ites trying to see if they'll get a 'present' this year. Or maybe it's because I ate barbecued squid at the sushi place tonight (tentacles and all).

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]shiinabambi (65 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I exposed [info]pilgham to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (420 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.


Your humble and obedient servant,
nokomarie


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Ahh, these holiday obligations. So hard to keep up with.

pilgjam must have the sigil for "I am a sacrifice" tattooed across his forehead. He's had a bad year.

pilgham! It's those damn sigils! They do funny things to my vision.

Soul rending horror is not mere sacrifice. He must staggar forth into the world and gibber the message of doom.

Might make him late home from work.

finally, it worked. I know it's lame and late, but here's mine.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

Last week, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In April, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In November, I sacrificed [info]ouatic_7 to Cthulhu (500 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-315 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.


Your humble and obedient servant,
nelson_bannaba


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Name some friends or leave them blank and let me look them up myself:

Re: finally, it worked. I know it's lame and late, but here's mine.

Cthulhu gets us all in the end.