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"Your male tool will shine like a jewel."

Ya know, meeting one of those in the bush, as it were, would be kind of offputting.

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Does it include an 'adamant barrage' option?

Really, really, really off putting.

I now have a mental image of little men with polishing cloths over their arms scaling a rampant male tool and vigorously buffing it to a sparkling shine.

There's another little guy with one of those jeweller's loups doing quality control down in the rough.

Does that require certification?

Maybe it'd look something like Iron Man, but with shiny pants.

Again, not something I'd want to get close to.

but it sparkles! And it probably sends pretty reflections dancing around the room if it's waved vigorously...

Call me old fashioned but I prefer a matte finish.