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Life is Boring and Then We Meme

This morning it's off to lovely Dubuque for the weekend!

But first a boatload of memes...

Shamelessly stolen from the charming and lovely nokomarie:

If you are reading this, even if we never speak, do me an amusing turn. Please post a comment recalling a FICTIONAL PAST between ourselves. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE A FICTIONAL PAST.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.



Shamelessly stolen from handsome and debonair dr_abraxas:





Ouatic-7 --
[adjective]:

Extremely extreme!
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com







First to Die
How will it happen? You will be killed by zombies who can not resist your deliciously large brain.
'What horror movie death would you have?' at QuizGalaxy.com


My folks always said I was fat headed.



Halloween Meme
45cats summons the undead armies of nelson_bannaba to steal your candy
dr_abraxas puts real eyeballs in your cutlery
alterfano TPs your Bank Manager's lunchbox
bibliofile dresses up as dr_abraxas
black_lavender shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip
boiler1 carves soutassister's effigy in the medium of candy
elvkun gives you a toothbrush
fenikkusuken puts apples in your razorblades
rya_kelley runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by 45cats, wielding a sharpened gerbil
l_poetica calls bibliofile to let them know the psycho killer's in the Miss Knifey Pageant 2008
manonlechat eats boiler1's spicy, spicy brains.
nelson_bannaba devours the entire neighbourhood's Wings Greatest Hits
soutassister swoops on rya_kelley and drains their gerbils
zarzal haunts your pumpkin
LJ Name

It was quite the party.


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Current Location: family room
Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Tune: the beat of distant drums that only I can hear
Comments

What's with all the gerbils in that Halloween meme? Srsly.

It kind of reminds me of that time you and I sold black market adult-oriented board games in communist Russia. Remember that? Good times.

To this day, I always drink iced vodka when I play Pornopoly.

If only you hadn't tried scamming that Spetsnaz guy...

Yeah, my bad.

i have a brain???

forgot to add, while in Iowa, put $50 on on the red at the roulette wheel

What? Are you some kind of pinko?

i just look so cute in pink.
$50 on red...monkey boy needs a new pair of shoes

And apparently mad whittling skilz.

I remember loaning you that $50,000 so you could rent a yacht and make a splash coming in for a mooring at the Palm Jumeirah
in Dubai. Told you they wouldn't let you rent a slip on your own. Pay up!

I'm not very liquid right now; got a big deal in Rio. You know I'm good for it right?

NO. I don't.

*edges toward the door*

I gotta run, investors you know.

See ya soon.

You could hold Asmodeus the upgraded hostage.

But, but, but, I need him for my work!

Tell you what, you can hide him out at my place.

I met you at a masquerade ball. but you probably won't remember that since you were mobbed by eager suitors ar the time before you were whisked away by some foreign dignitary in a limo. Everyone had wanted to meet the one woman there brave enough to attend in the nude. Except fot the feathered mask, of course. How'd I konw it was you? You're the only woman (other than my mother) that I know who has a viper tattooed on her tushy. (okay, stole that one!) I recognized it years later when you were pole dancing. You weren't naked this time, if you count the thigh high five-inch heeled boots. And you, my angel of mercy, recognized that I was strung out on meth and kept me chained in your basement while I detoxed thereby saving me from a heinous addiction. Thanks for that, btw, and the rest is history.

If you've got it, flaunt it, I always say. And I always liked the look of you in chains...

You didn't take pictures, did you?

Or maybe it's good that you did, since I haven't been the same since devouring your entire neighborhood's Wing's greatest hits.

I did a lovely scrapbook. I thought I sent you a copy?

That was the only copy, I hope.

No worries. I have a copy in a secret safe deposit box.

If anything ... untoward shall we say? should happen to me, it goes straight to my buddy at Manacles Monthly.

No worries, I wouldn't bite the hand that feeds me. Or, doesn't feed me when I'm naughty.